Thinking Pretty

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
emorgan5061
pokemoncristallo

i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it

pokemoncristallo

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kirke-euplokamos

Italian is 107 different provincial languages stuck together with spit and half a prayer

pastaisgay

My bf lives in another region and we are constantly arguing about regional variations of words and we both live in the fucking north of Italy

putaemo-cional

one time i saw a map of italy but instead of cities and roads etc it was just covered w different ways you can say the word vagina. it was covered

pokemoncristallo

oh I can think of at least seven ways to say the word vagina right off the top of my head rn. I can’t imagine what I could do if I tried harder

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Fjgkahfmangksoajufnajejgnanfjakirjvjjs

fishbizkit

this is the Italian Vagina Map, reblog to… I’m not sure actually. Can’t hurt though. 

cannot-think-of-a-cute-name

reblog to Italian season your pussy

emorgan5061
instructor144:
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natalie-cats

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dandy-boi-ftm

The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

shadowkat678

Wait…what?

2fngrsin

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

skrytch

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brunhiddensmusings

also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck

sunshine-tattoo

snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.

brunhiddensmusings

seriously though check out his cookbook its beautiful

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and filled with lgiht humor, legit cooking, and charming life stories

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zachsanomaiy

Whenever I think about snoop I remember that episode of cribs where he lived in an unusually modest house compared to everyone else on that show, spent the entire time with his young daughter hugging onto his leg and dragging her around as he walked. He even talked about how he didn’t want his kids to be musicians and that he just wants them to have a chance at a normal life / he doesn’t wish music career drama on anyone

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The dude is mega down to earth for having a networth of 135 million dollars and staying relevant for longer than some of the top charting musicians have been alive

brunhiddensmusings

he says he keeps a supply of poptarts in the house for his nieces/nephews and grandkids but admits theyre really for him and then goes on to discuss what selection of condiments your fridge should have to jazz up leftover takeout

hes one of the most thoroughly human humans ive ever known of

thxstral

Doesn’t he also coach football for kids, and stops smoking during the season to set a good example for the kids?

bossymarmalade

all these people going on about how Hozier is the peak representation of musical soft masculinity when Snoop has been out here rocking the smoothest braids and most hype manicures for decades

xingshining

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unamedwatcher

Have you seen his Planet Earth voiceover video? It’s the best thing I’ve ever heard. Man knows nothing about otters

randomslasher

Plizzanet Earth is a joy. Here’s the playlist:

ironwoman359

Why has no one ever told me about Plizzanet Earth oh my god

holykryptonitekitten

Snoop is legit; don’t come for him. 

nuggsmum

He also did an episode of Storybots and my kids adore the computer man. Which is wild to me. Cuz I remember gangster rap Snoop. And we love and support Snoop in this house.

ijustwannagobacktosleep

Love him, great man

fanwithoutaplan

plizzanet earth

prismatic-bell

Hozier is the peak of good white masculinity. Snoop is the peak of good Black masculinity, and on top of what Hozier does, Snoop adds something a lot of Black children never get to see—you can be a man, you can have “cred,” you can be cool, and also know how to make cookies. (Hozier is great, but he’s never been cool a day in his life and he freely admits this. The two of them have very different kinds of good masculinity both culturally and personally.)

There’s this idea—and the tweet opening this thread exemplifies it—that being “gangsta” means being self-absorbed, materialistic, and violent. Snoop is just like “nah, I have bling and street talk and I’m higher than a kite and also I love my kids and cooking and FUCK your toxic masculinity,” and that’s an important message. You can have the look, if you like the look, but you don’t have to be a stereotype to have the look.

anastasian-dreamer

“You can have the look, if you like the look, but you don’t have to be a stereotype to have the look.”

I don’t think anyone has ever said that better.

instructor144

Good to see this thread scroll up on my dash again.

emorgan5061
draculasdaughter

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This is about Sci-Hub. yeah we get it.. gatekeep knowledge and protect the interests of capital…

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Listen, this is serious.

Do not use the website called Sci-Hub!

It lets people access scientific articles for free. This is dangerous. It helps the free flow of knowledge and reduces the competitive edge of all the people who worked really hard to have been born into a wealth.

Like, it’s literally a website where you can type in the DOI of an article and read it, without ever having to pay the publisher who exploited the author.

So, again, do not, under any circumstance, use Sci-Hub. I mean, can you imagine a world where knowledge is free and easily accessible to everyone? Even, y'know, poor people?

whateverthebeeswant

Libgen also has many books online, including textbooks, searchable by name, author, and ISBN. Can you imagine textbook companies not getting their hard-earned income from poor college students? Here is the link just so you make sure that you never accidentally stumble across this horrible, unethical website.

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Oh, and while we’re talking about books, if you’ve managed to stay clear from Libgen, definitely don’t go to zlibrary, where you can also find a lot of textbooks, but unfortunately they’re completely free.

teachingtales

Reblogging so you know which sites to totally avoid

professionalwritingnerd

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emorgan5061
unrelatableuserboxes

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

targent

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

targent

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

targent

uh oh

zoethrowingnightshade

It gets funnier the earlier in the year you reblog it

emorgan5061
asexualsartemis

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babyspacebatclone

This is wonderful.

For people who can’t see the image for some reason:

It’s a “Dear Abby” column, published in 1995. The letter writer, “Not Looking for a Girlfriend in New Jersey,” identifies as a 53 year old male virgin with no interest in either women or men, despite coworkers having assumptions that his lack of a family means he must be gay.

This man expresses no concern about his situation (other than the presumed exhaustion at being continually misidentified), and suggests he was writing simply so other people could see that “a man who had no interest in sex” exists.

Abby blows it out of the ballpark with her response:

People who have no sexual feelings are called “asexual.” Since it doesn’t appear to bother you, it should present no problem. You are accountable to no one except yourself [emphasis mine].

Here we have the bastion of middle American, the “nice White lady with all the answers”, normalizing this man’s experience and literally telling him to ignore the haters. Pre Millennium. She even calmly supplies this man with the language to identify himself, since he seems not to have encountered it before; that must have been so empowering for him, to have a word for his experience and identity, and to hear that others shared it.

Everyone, you are valid, and your identity is accountable to no one except yourself.